The One with The Spotted Dicks

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When u have retard friends like me, the conversation usually drift far beyond what is generally accepted as deviating from the subject. How can a fishing plan confirmation lead to this?

RVL says:

what are dickies?

RVL says:

and i swear to god if u give me a lame answer

Mr. Skinny says:

erm

Mr. Skinny says:

spotted dicks are puddings

Mr. Skinny says:

dickies i dont know

Mr. Skinny says:

u might wanna check if they are related

RVL says:

wtf? spotted dicks?

Mr. Skinny says:

yeah

Mr. Skinny says:

spotted dicks

Mr. Skinny says:

they are somesorta cake/pudding shit

RVL says:

i heard that dickies are suppose to be a type of clothing

RVL says:

owh hahha some sort of pudding is called spotted dicks. i tot u meant spotted dicks as in dicks with spots on em are called puddings!!

Mr. Skinny says:

clothing?

Mr. Skinny says:

brand ka?

RVL says:

no idea

Mr. Skinny says:

Williamson-Dickie, more commonly referred to as Dickies, is an American company headquartered in Fort Worth, Texas that specializes in the manufacturing and sales of durable work-related clothing and other accessories, including back packs, steel-toe boots, and belts.

Today Williamson-Dickie began as a bib global company, Dickie has developed to be the number one producer of work apparel worldwide.

RVL says:

someone just remarked to me tht they bought dickies..

Mr. Skinny says:

thank you wikipedia

RVL says:

hmmm thts a brand.. i tot dickies were the clothing type.. all this while i was thinking pants suspenders

Mr. Skinny says:

Spotted dick is a traditional English steamed suet pudding containing dried fruit (usually currants), commonly served with either custard or butter and brown sugar. Spotted refers to the dried fruit (which resemble spots) and Dick may be a contraction/corruption of the word pudding (from the last syllable) or possibly a corruption of the word dough.

Mr. Skinny says:

It is possibly conjugated originally from sticky pudding to dicky pudding to dicky to dick and finally spotted dick as in pudding with raisins.[citation needed] It is also known as spotted dog, plum duff, steamed dicky, figgy dowdy, dotted lloyd, packphour's lament, dicky widmark as well as plum bolster, dick in a box, Spotted Richard and, occasionally, Dickie Burton after the famous actor.

Mr. Skinny says:

i think it tastes like our malaysian cheap ass fruit cake that u find in cardboard boxes sold in shopping malls

Mr. Skinny says:

but i wont ever be caught sinking my teeth into a spotted dick

Mr. Skinny says:

never

Mr. Skinny says:

http://www.karizadesigns.com/ <-------- any idea wats so great about their baju?

RVL says:

a curroption of the word sticky or stick.. why can't they just say some bitch was craving for a dick when she made them?

Mr. Skinny says:

its just a cloth that can be modified into all sorts of style kan?

Mr. Skinny says:

hahha

Mr. Skinny says:

cos its impolite to say that back in the medieval times

Mr. Skinny says:

duh

RVL says:

i think the clothes are rather nice... but on price wise i disagree with most brands... however if yur main squeeze looks good enough tht u wanna throw her down on the bed then its definitely worth it

RVL says:

medieval times? they have ovens back then?

Mr. Skinny says:

haha

Mr. Skinny says:

of course they do

Mr. Skinny says:

or else how they made breads?

Mr. Skinny says:

lol

Mr. Skinny says:

i guess kariza is worth spending the money on then

Mr. Skinny says:

brb gonna go get my puff

RVL says:

i know the have wood stoves and huge ass wood burning oven.. but the utensils needed to make pudding and shortcakes?

RVL says:

i doubt they even know where to find raisins

RVL says:

owh this conversation seems factual i'm blogging it

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