Of pigeons and birds

I am well aware that I am not as well informed as some of you are in various matters. I am also well aware that we do not share the same experiences and I can only vouch for my own. But what grand achievement of yours done, that makes you feel qualified enough to correct me on nearly every topic we seem to delve into? Although some of the efforts you’ve made are commendable, they are nothing I haven’t done myself, but did you see me critique them as you have with my actions? What you have done in the matter is but a trinket of the effort I have sacrificed. Sometimes I wonder if any of you can even eat your own advices.