The One with The Year of The Beginning of Change

Rvl’s Pick:

A cause des garcons (Tepr Remix) – Yelle

It begins now, from year end till the next following years you’d all see major and significant changes around. The world as we know it will be undergoing a massive remodeling. Economic, Environmental and Social changes will sooner or later sweep the nation.

We are now on the verge of the beginning of either The End or A New Era. Whichever it will be, most of us will not be around much longer to see it.

Tides are changing ladies and gentlemen, the time now shall reward only the swift and cunning. Do try to keep up.

-Sayonara-

The One with The Fire

RVL’s Pick:

Raven – Proxy

A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man. So he dragged the man down the stairs to the garage and puts the guy's dick in the clamp. He secured it tightly and removed the handle. Then he picked up a hacksaw.

The man, terrified, screamed, "STOP! STOP! YOU'RE NOT GOING TO.. TO.. CUT IT OFF, ARE YOU???!?"

The husband said, with a gleam of revenge in his eye:

"Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire."

- Sayonara -

The One with The Birds and The Bees

RVL’s Pick:

This could be beautiful – Metronomy

A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:


You got Male!

-Sayonara-

The One with The Issue

RVL’s Pick:

To Protect and Entertain (Crookers Remix) – Busy P


Don’t you just hate the December weather? I hadn’t had a good weekend in weeks. Every Sunday I wake up to grey skies and all I wanna do is stay in bed and sulk. The Black Widow and Agent Red has just been parked in the driveway collecting dust and cat fur.

I haven’t much road time on the Swift either thanks to a breakdown of the mother’s car. Now she pootles around town and I’m stuck with the diesel. Well its not all bad, the diesel is actually easier to live with daily, great mileage thanks to the recent dip in the fuel market and great fun to intimidate other idiotic boy racers.

I can’t wait for the new years and with it sunny skies. I’ve been neglecting my speed addiction and I think the skills I’ve gain as a driver and rider have diminished rather exponentially. A visit to track is in order, no more lagging about and using work and the missus as and excuse. With a probable chance of competing in the calendar again up-coming season I need to shape up and gain back the points I’ve lost.


p.s


I don’t really understand why you chose to get on the emergency lane, I guess it’s because you wanted to cut the traffic and annoy everyone else when you try to cut back in the proper lane. I guess you figured you’d gain about a full minute by doing so ad I guess you figured that the bloke in front is too much of a tool and can be pushed around into giving you the spot. I guess the bloke is not a pushover at all huh, by the way he forced you back out, and that left you quite angered and bitter and now you’re trying harder to cut in the line and start messing with the guy behind. I guess you didn’t realise that the bloke behind the car that closed the door on you is not a push over too, I guess you’d thought that despite driving a local tin can, you can definitely force the bloke in the big pick-up into giving you the spot. I guess you don’t know me then, because yes it is me you’re trying to intimidate and I don’t take such threats lightly. I guess now we know once and for all what happens when a 2 ton 4x4 diesel solidify its reinforced bumpers and durable tires on to the front wings of a 1300kg crap car. Apparently all I got was paint transfer from your car onto mine and that about it, you on the other hand, had a front wing crumpled into the wheel arch, a smashed front dislodge front bumper plus a wobbly wheel as a result. I’ve learned a lot from today’s lesson I hope you did too. Thanks.



- Sayonara -