The One with The Pink Bear
Hyrul's Pick :
Low - Flo Rida (Ft. T-Pain)
All Alone - Splittr (Alex Metric Vocal)
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Ben n I were playing a chat based RPG game.. this is how it went..
Hairvl says:
u are a knight in old times..
iHairvl says:
u awake in a dark forest in a dazed state
iHairvl says:
u can't remember where u are from nor where u are currently
ben says:
....
ben says:
and?
iHairvl says:
as u gather yurslef together.. u hear a creak from the bushes to yur rite
iHairvl says:
do investigate or call out if someone's there?
ben says:
investigate
iHairvl says:
u creep quitely to the bushes, sword in yur hand.. as u approach a huge pink bear lunges at u throwing yur weapon out of reach
iHairvl says:
u have 2 options either to kick the bear in the groin or gauge his eyes out..
iHairvl says:
u chose
ben says:
eyes
iHairvl says:
bad choice.. as yur thumbs squishes the bears eyes, streams of blue liquid gushes out and some spill into yur mouth..
iHairvl says:
the ooze ofcourse is a new batch of absinth not yet approve for production.. u stumble ridicolously due to massive hallucinations trying to compose yurself..
iHairvl says:
yur mind remembers tht u carry a potion to cure this drunk state but u only have time to search one pocket before u pass out.. do u look in the left or the right?
ben says:
left
iHairvl says:
good choice, yur hand reaches for the potion but alas during the struggle with the bear, the bottle broke and all contents evaporated... u fall again to the ground passed out drunk..
iHairvl says:
u awake in a dark forest in a dazed state
.. u scarcely remember where u are or how u got there.. to yur rite is yur sword.. as u reach for it u noticed a grizzly sight
iHairvl says:
a pink bear lays dead near u, with it's eyes gauged out.. do u investigate or try to find yur way out of the forest?
ben says:
investigate
iHairvl says:
u sift thru the dead carcass looking for any indications of what might have happened.. u noticed the blue ooze seeping out of the eye sockets and tot to yurself what cruel being would do such a thing.. after finding nothing significant u turned tail and head north..
iHairvl says:
after many miles of think forest growth.. u reach a fork.. to yur left is a river to yur rite a garden full of fruity delights.. what do you do?
ben says:
left
iHairvl says:
u approach the river.. and drink from it to quench yur thirst. u see 2 naked girls bathing on the other end.. they beckon u to them, do you proceed or stay and masturbate to the view?
ben says:
sit and watch
iHairvl says:
u remove yur pants and start whipping the dragon downstairs, taking in the site of the hotties showering n teasing u... they are clearly annoyed tht u'd rather sit n watch rather than join in on the fun.. they begin to descent to yur position.. what do u do?
ben says:
smack the shit out of them
ben says:
kill them and sell their parts off
iHairvl says:
after merciless killing the both of them u carry the parts along in yur sack..
iHairvl says:
nite approaches and just before u decide to make camp u notice smoke billowing from ahead.. u see a village filled girls.. but again all naked.. do you seek shelter there or avoid it totally?
ben says:
avoid
iHairvl says:
u make camp at the edge of the forest but keeping the village in site to avoid suprises.. u scavage thru the parts u brought along for nurishment.. finding tht the boobs taste better than the ass..
iHairvl says:
dawn comes and u awake to find some of the parts missing.. and to yur suprise in front of u stood one of the girls u slained.. but boobless n assless cos u ate em.. clearly thru some black magic she managed to stitch herself up and is now holding yur sword to yur neck..
iHairvl says:
do u beg for mercy or try to fight back?
ben says:
fight back
iHairvl says:
u grab yur own sword, cutting yurself in the event but managed to pull it aside.. and u jump to attack her..
iHairvl says:
she falls to the ground sprawling.. but in yur haste u forgot tht u like to sleep in the nude and last nite u didnt eat the pussy.. as u rush to pin her down yur dick inavertedly penetrates her.. she dies instantly.. but congratulations.. now u have aids
iHairvl says:
u are now bound to walk the earth a desease ridden soul and live a very short life..
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aftermath
ben says:
wat the hell
ben says:
=.=
ben says:
why am i always the victim
ben says:
cant u target neil or dom?
iHairvl says:
yur not a victim
iHairvl says:
i gave u ample choices thru out the game
ben says:
and it will always lead to the same thing
ben says:
wats ur point
iHairvl says:
no
iHairvl says:
for instant if u have chosen to kick the bear.. then it would've spat on u and gave u immunity from aids
ben says:
wat the fuck
ben says:
u just made that up
iHairvl says:
thts the point
iHairvl says:
if u've gone to the village instead.. the villagers would celebrate yur task of slaying the wicked sirens
iHairvl says:
the sirens cursed the women in the village to have no shame
ben says:
wat wat
ben says:
wat if the whole village are sirens?
ben says:
u couldve said that
ben says:
NGAR
ben says:
!@#$%^&*
iHairvl says:
well i also gave u choices on what to do.. not just multiple answers.. u could've radiod for back up or wear yur super sauron armor..
iHairvl says:
but then i'd have to bring stronger enemys for u
iHairvl says:
like the predaliens
ben says:
wat fuck
iHairvl says:
no actually if u chosed to go to the village i would've pick a different ending.. something about u saving them from a predalien attack and end up marrying a bear
ben says:
huh
ben says:
marrying a pear
iHairvl says:
pear too if u want
iHairvl says:
and if u chose to go to the garden you'd found a starbucks
iHairvl says:
yea there u find a wireless connection to which u can surf youtube
ben says:
=.=
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