My name is Desmond, Desmond Tiny.

Rvl's Pick:

Eyes on Fire - Blue Foundation

"These walls have withstood your claws and weapons,

They have overcame great floods and supermassive storms,

And yet with a mere flick of my fingers, I can send it all crashing to the ground"

- Sayonara -

At razor's edge

Rvls Pick:
I'm good, I'm gone - Lykke Li

"A knife from the front, hurts just as much as a knife from the back"

-Sayonara-

HELLO? IS ANYBODY THERE?

Rvl’s Pick:

Pistols & Hearts – Captain Phoenix

There have been complaints that i do not update this site as often enough, there have been complaints that the quality of shit i put up when i do is also not good enough. Truth is, i haven’t been feeling rather inspirational as of late. Nothing that has transpired in the past few months have been significant enough to warrant me going “wow”, on top of that it has been a crazy year of work for me.

However i hereby state that although it has been slow, all is not lost. I current adore and appreciate my current friends, those who have stood by me in the past and those who stand beside me now. There isn’t much to complain about when you always have great company to spend time with.

Other aspects of my life have been the usual norm; work, weekly neck risking and lack of any love interest. So there you go. My life, in a nutshell.

-Sayonara-

Sometimes the conversations gets ugly

Rvl's Pick:
Pistols & Hearts (The Bloody Beetroots Remix) - Captain Phoenix




Conversation 1:

Darc says:

lol

say hi for me

so whats up tnite?

Honky Tonk Girl says:

nothing

ive got a jaspal fashion show

this month is a bore really

Darc says:

if yur not joining for tag

Honky Tonk Girl says:

so much worj

i relish staying  home and bumming

Darc says:

i'd like to know you guys are gonna be home ard 10ish

Honky Tonk Girl says:

i didnt hve a weekend last week

tecnically.

we will be

wait

lemme guess

Darc says:

no I didnt get a weekend last week

Honky Tonk Girl says:

u just found out u had a love child with an old fling, and now the mother finally introduced you to your love child and wants you to spend time with him/her

but u want to tag and u need a babysitter

is that y u ask if we'll be home tonight?

(ive been watching too many dwayne johnson movies)

Darc says:

...................................

idiota

fine i'll eat the keropok lekor myself

Honky Tonk Girl says:

no its idiotette

LEKOOOR

u evil man

Darc says:

thts why i asked

Honky Tonk Girl says:

u want to have a lekor party?

Darc says:

idiotette

i want to pass you two the keropok lekor i bought for you

haiya

Honky Tonk Girl says:

Ouuh

Darc says:

why yur brain on overdrive?

Honky Tonk Girl says:

working

all these words forming in my head

Darc says:

i wanna blog this conversation

Honky Tonk Girl says:

i need to have some humour now

im writing this satire on how to be a successful band

Darc says:

i shall blog this conversation

Honky Tonk Girl says:

its hard to be sarcastic if u dnt have humour

this article is harder than i thought it would be

BLOG OT

BLOG IT!

Conversation 2:

Darc says:

hi plastic surgeon

i would like a bigger penis

stranger says:

hi evil

that is not possible

i only do faces

Darc says:

okay then make the face bigger

lol

stranger says:

LOL

yr face is just nice leh

i dun wanna ruin ppls images

Darc says:

hmmm..

but but... something needs to be bigger

stranger says:

your nose

Darc says:

but but

stranger says:

noo

your ears

Darc says:

its already big

stranger says:

bigger ears more money

Darc says:

???

what culture thinks tht?

stranger says:

i think Chinese

Darc says:

yur chinese

u havent said lekor party to Mir

stranger says:

omg noo

Darc says:

=.=

stranger says:

hahahaaha

eh sibok laaa

Darc says:

where got u sibuk

in fact yur fbking

stranger says:

who seddddd

who sedddddddd

hahahaha

Darc says:

i can see

hehehe

stranger says:

manerrrrrrrrrrrrrr

tadaaaaaaaa

hhahaha

Darc says:

pandai jer

tipuuuuu

>.<

stranger says:

takde la..

siapa nak tipu u 

Darc says:

alala alala

stranger says:

nanti kepala besar

Darc says:

tipu bukan kepala besar.. tipu hidung panjang

stranger says:

kuku pendek?

Hahahahaha

Darc says:

kuku as in nails or as in "kuku"

stranger says:

heee heee heeeeeeeee

Darc says:

i like the way u think

haha

stranger says:

i'm sure u do

Darc says:

Lol

see i brighten everyone's day

stranger says:

sure or nottttt

masuk bakul angkat sendiri

Darc says:

i tried that before

i ended up in a hospital

stranger says:

HAHAHHAHAHA

fker make me LOL

i'm working!!

Darc says:

u see u see u see u see

aha

-Sayonara-