The One with The Holiday

Rvl’s Pick:

Time to Pretend – MGMT

Ever seen an elephant played football?

Anyways……..

I’m sitting here currently, in the middle of nowhere on the northern borders, away from civilisation but somehow connected. Not the holiday I had in mind but it works. Sipping on a blended coffee, with a fag in one hand and headphones in ears. I sit and ponder about something I read earlier, made me think about lovers of past lives. I do wonder whether I’m thinking straight when I decided my actions.

I’ve concluded that its futile to worry or really care, I’ll watch my steps but ultimately.. I miss the feeling, I do wanna wake up with the scent of someone else next to me or a morning text greeting. I like missing someone and trying to spoil them.

The hurt is unavoidable, eventually I believe it will come but for time being, I wake up with a sense of anticipation I haven’t felt in quite awhile and I like it.

So I give up fighting, laying down my defences and risking it a bit, for life is too short to deny the pleasures.

-Sayonara-

The One Where Angelina Gets Pregnant

Rvl’s Pick:

Phantom Pt II – Justice

Vacation is canceled, but holiday is still on. I’m not liking the events that have been happening at home lately. I don’t need a beach holiday, I need a riding road trip.. an Ironbutt competition or something.

Someone told me I think too much, so I thought less…

Then someone told me that thinking is what separates humans from everything else, so I thought about that…

Bottom-line, I should stop talking and just go to sleep.

-End-

The One with The Office Asshole

Rvl’s Pick:

Waters of Nazareth – Justice

0.o !!

>.<

Who died and made u admin? I’m the Asst. Admin here and I’m the resident Health and Safety Officer, and you know what?!

I don’t give a damn!!

You’re the dickwad who started since you were young and just because you quit because you started coughing blood, doesn’t give you the authority to start banning us from smoking in the lavatory.

Enjoy the e-bomb I sent you.. I’ll fix it after my smoking dump session.

Biatch!!

- Sayonara -

The One with The Bombs

Rvl’s Pick:

Halfway House Lovers 3 – DJ Ama

It’s a Monday morning, albeit a very slow one at that. I came late and expected to see a stockpile of paper work for me to do but surprisingly the clients haven’t completed them yet. So I’m sitting at my desk stoning about and wasting my life with facebook and youtube.

A call from DKHY last night reminded me that I haven’t been seeing my friends in a long time, the ones I’m comfortable with and appreciate most. Mr. Skinny and Jessica Rabbit are back from their holiday and in a weeks time I’ll be the one casting off. So I’d make it a point to see them all before I go off. The crowd I’m currently hanging with has too many dramas for my blood. I miss my serene and boring hangouts.

I haven’t been riding much at all nowadays, the Black Widow is just sitting about on her ass. The bro has been starting her up and making sure that she flexes her muscles every once in a while. My caretaking duties is bound to the Ago for the time being, she was the last machine I rode.

With the coming of October I expected some interesting events but somehow have that “feeling”, the kind you get when you now a storm is just up the horizon. The air turns eerie calm and the water turns into a mirror perfect reflection. Everywhere I go I feel like the air pressure is decreased. I know something’s up but I’m just not sure what it is or where is it coming from.

And I clarify this to you all, this is not turning out to be a joke blog. I put up the funny entries whenever I reach a writers block or I’m just too bloody busy to update. So the jokes is my effort in entertaining “you” so enjoy the fact I still care enough about my readers (all four of you).

- Sayonara –

The One with The Beginning

RVL’s Pick:

Club Foot – Kasabian

In the beginning, God created heaven and earth.

Then God said, "Let there be light."

Shortly thereafter God was in receipt of a notice to show cause why he shouldn't be cited for failure to file an environmental impact statement. He was granted a temporary planning permit for the project, but was stymied by a Cease and Desist Order for the earthly part. At the hearing, God was asked why he began his earthly project in the first place.

He replied that he just liked to be creative.

Officials immediately demanded to know how the light would be made.

Would it require strip mining? What about thermal pollution?

God explained that the light would come from a huge ball of fire, and provisional approval was granted with the proviso that no smoke would result.

The authorities demanded the issuance of a building permit, and (to conserve energy) required that the light be left off half the time.

God agreed, saying he would call the light "Day" and the darkness "Night."

Officials replied that they were only interested in protecting the environment, not in semantics.

God said, "Let the earth bring forth green herb and such as many seed."

The EPA agreed, so long as only native seed was used.

Then God said, "Let waters bring forth creeping creatures having life; and the fowl that may fly over the earth."

Officials pointed out this would require approval from the Department of Game coordinated with the Heavenly Wildlife Federation and the Audubongelic Society.

Everything went along smoothly until God declared that he intended to complete the project in six days.

Officials informed God it would take at least 200 days to review his many waiver applications and environmental impact statements. After that there would have to be a public hearing, and then there would be a 10-12 month probationary period before....

At this point, God created Hell.

-Sayonara-

The One with The Short One

RVL's Pick:

Shut Up and Let Me Go - The Ting Tings
Waking Up In Vegas - Katy Perry

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I'm back, at least for a little while. The trip to the south was interesting, lots of family moments, good and bad but suffice to say what family has not its dramas. i guess my highlight throughout the the holidays was the drive. The journey is key in my life rather than the destination.

Well won't be long till i'm boarding that flight, tickets and accommodation have been paid for. No work issues, family issues or friend issues shall be troubling me. i haven't had a vacation in a long time. So don't bother guys, my cell would be out of reach anyways. No cell service where i'm heading to. Thanks to a rather good family friend.

Alright, i'm knackered.

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-Sayonara-