The One With The Retards

Hyrul's Pick:

Live @ Cream Amnesia - DJ Teisto
Dancin' - Depeche Mode

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I'm currently browsing the market for a Car CD player unit.
Doesn't really matter whether it plays CD, Mp3, Wma or whatshit..
Just want one thats cheap and realiable and.. has an AUX in jack for my Ipod..
So anybody have intel please contact me... ASAP

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My conversation with Redza on MSN the other day:


REz says: how many gals?

The Flash says: sepulus ratus

REz says: 10 000
REz says: 10 thousand
REz says: wow
REz says: a gr8 achvment
REz says: congarts
REz says: weh
REz says: ko main pakai condom x?

The Flash says: what are we talking about?

REz says: sex

The Flash says: when?

REz says: sex la

REz says: duhh

The Flash says: owh

REz says: douhh

The Flash says: siape ko fuck?

REz says: like homer

The Flash says: that punk girl from frenster ek?

REz says: im just asking
REz says: jer
REz says: punk gal mane
REz says: itu kwn aku dok blkg umah

The Flash says: dlm yur frenster.. punk goth some shit la

REz says: apala

The Flash says: dah main ah?

The Flash says: nipple bulat?

REz says: im looking for tight bubble butt
REz says: medium sized tits

The Flash says: bulat?

REz says: with nice hips like shakira
REz says: owhh...hurmmpphh

The Flash says: nipple..... bulat?.......................

REz says: of coz nipple bulat laaa

The Flash says: ooooooooo... nice

REz says: y uve seen square one isit?

The Flash says: i tot punk nipples shaped like swastika

REz says: who? r u talking about
REz says: bodo la hang

The Flash says: what...

REz says: hahaha
REz says: not dta gal im talking abot

The Flash says: forgive me but i dont usually hang out with facist racist..

REz says: ko gile ke aku nak main dgn budak tu
REz says: die tu jual kuih kat blkg rumaha ku
REz says: hahahah

The Flash says: so i don't know whether nipples stay round with people type

REz says: y The Flash says: kuih? kuih bulu?


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Yes i guess we're both very retarded.....




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The One With Police Stupidity

Hyrul's Pick:

Bullets for my Valentine - Hand of Blood
Pretty Vegas - INXS


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You wont believe how stupid police are when it come to driving..(or anything else)
And it's not just limited to those in Malaysia, fact is they suck big time all over the globe..
Here are some exmaples, Enjoy......








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Att: Hot girls out there..

I'm very sorry, i know how much u totally think i'm rad and cool but ladies, i'm taken...
so stop dropping msgs with very naugthy intentions, there's a very strong chance i wont cheat on my gf, unless ...

you're Jessica Alba..

are you?

then i'll probably reconsider...(but u'll have to wear a tutu)

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The One with The Crime Rate

Hyrul's Pick:

You'll Be Under My Wheels - The prodigy
Spitfire - The Prodigy


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What the hell is up with our nation these days?
The crime rate is rising like a dick on Viagra..
I blame the government for this, Yes i can blame them..
It's their fault for having poor response towards crime, it's thier fault for having bad prevention techniques, it's their fault for harboring licensed gangsters (Royal Police), it's their fault for encouraging criminal activities (Mat Cilakak)....










it's bad enough that we get robbers, rapists, and murderers to worry about, but noo..
the ones protecting soceity themselves are doing most of the damages. And now they wanna enlist hooligans into political parties.. for what? for voting support thats why..
Anybody out in Hartamas and Kota Damansara last weekend would know what i'm talking about. Swarms of rem-PISS hogged the roads passing by honking, yelling and even waving sticks to pedestrians and other motorist. We're giving them too much attention in the wrong way.. (they like the attention, thats why thier acting up)











I had to sit and grime to myself in the car cos they took up all three lanes doing stunts, i can't mess with 150 over idiots, (4-5 yes but no more) i'll get killed..



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And then there's also the average "P" Kcar drivers.. Just because u've driven around for about 8 days doesn't make you a pro and surely doesn't give you the right to go around doing F1 swirving moves on local traffic....




















No! i do not want to race with your cement bucket!
No! i do not think your car is cool with all the backlit gauges!
No! i do not think the exhaust note is cool! (sound more like a truck with 3 cylinders)
My fart makes a better sound..

I got my rep on the track, i will blow you the fuck away if i wanted to. I've out-handled international racing licenses holders, what makes you think an average "P" snot-nose would be able to throw me off?



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unrelated joke:


Why are pirates scary?



because they AARRRREE!!


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p.s

apparently shouting RAPE! when you see a fire doesn't work..
it's ok if you shout FIRE! when your attacked or robbed tho...
the cops are very picky about that..
(trust me, they have a lengthy speech to me about it..)

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The One with The Final Race

Hyrul's Pick:

Teenage Kicks - Nouvelle Vague
Making Plans for Nigel - Nouvelle Vague


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Last weekend was a blast. After suffering from a throttle cable error in the 1st heat and being put to a spin by a rookie in the second heat, i was forced to climb my was up the grid order from the back. But in the end, by putting a strong performance in the final and with the kart at top form, i manage to clench 2nd place by race end. It was a good feeling (best i've had aside reaching climax in intercourse nights before).

(The P.D.B suit was borrowed, I have no association with the team at all)


The team supported me well and we walked away with well over 20 trophies from all the driver in various categories. We've really come along way and shown other that we are the dominant force in kart racing nowadays. Looking forward for my drive in the Biland World Final in Dubai in December.




Next year will be a tougher season yet and everyone is bracing for the challenge.
Thanks guys for your support and effort.




(Dubai Kartdrome has 17 corners + over head bridge n tunnel)









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Celebrating A's 20th 2nite. Having a small gathering at an undisclosed location. Expect another post with picture coming up soon.

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The One with The Italian Passion

Hyrul's Pick:

This is not a love song - Nouvelle Vague
Get up - Ciara ft. Charmillionaire

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Times nowadays have dramatically changed. Times of when car manufacturers develop cars and new prototype as a symbol of their creativity, innovation and dynamics have gone. Manufacturers (especially younger ones) tend to just develop copycat cars intentionally for profit. Not only that, it also seems some of the leading giants have also lost their touch. Mercedes and Audi strive desperately to separate drivers from the actual task of driving. Everything have been simplified to electronics which drives the car for you (no wonder everybody passes the driving test). BMW claims to have redeveloped the sports sedan to a whole new level, but obviously missed out on the design and styling factors. i no longer view the latest 3 , 5, 7 and X series with awe. We've been separated from the pleasure of traveling and the journey, it's all about getting there faster. Technology is good but overdosing it kills all the fun.

Where have all the grease monkey owners gone to? We usually take pride in the ability to at least check up on our car. Now we can't even change the tire by ourselves (most female drivers don't even know how to "pop" the hood) due to the fact that it doesn't burst. Owners can no longer survive without a service center within proximity of our homes or offices. Yes, aside from the random supercars and sports car model variants, there is very little a that mass production car can evoke out of a driver.

However, all is not lost. There is one car manufacturer which seems to be stuck in time when it comes to car development, Alfa Romeo. This is the name which scares most accountants, economist and the usual tightwad, simply because of Alfas huge tendency to depreciate like a stone. But.. and thats a huge BUT.. Alfa makes cars which are absolutely breath taking....



(Not your ordinary run of the mill production car)



And when i mean thier stuck in time, it's not in terms of technology or design, it's just that they refuse to disconnect the driver from the pleasures of pure open road driving.
most Alfa models are design to look good and perform even better, No manufacturers that i know of now (asides Alfa) which haven't succumbed to covering thier engine bay with plastics to hide the mechanical parts.


(They've Chromed the inlet pipe on the engine. No need for shiny aftermarket gizmos like in any other Proton.)




The Italians are obsessed with style, grunt and design. The police have uniforms designed by Fendi and Gucci, and the interior of the Alfas are a shining example of this passion.

(Dash and Instruments are clear and percise, no sat-nav voices intruding either)


You'd look forward to getting into the car every morning to go to work. I'll bet some drivers would take the longer way home if possible just to enjoy the feel and rush from the balanced chassis and blessed interior.



(Stylish+Sporty Interior exudes drivers senses, Equipment isn't kept bare, sound systems by Bose.)



The last time i drove a 156 GTa, i felt so good that i was compelled to yell towards every passing BMW or Mercedes that they've made the wrong decision. Yes i know the car depreciates but if you do decided to buy it, (please do! or just go for a test drive) keep it! don't bother about selling it at all just use it everyday till it rots. i emplore you go for a drive in one, speed through country roads, exceed the speed limit, live a little. You won't regret.




(You buy this, and people call u a real-driver never a boy racer)


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The One with The Pressure

Hyrul's Pick:

I Melt with You - Nouvelle Vague
Inside Out - Feist

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I'm currently hating the situation....
These past few events has really beginning to take a toll on me...
How do u make someone do something they don't wanna do?
even though it's for the best?

and how do you make someone realize that they're wrong
when they've been proven again n again that they're right?
i can't stand this...
if it's really gone this bad....

i suppose it won't work unless the changes..
you promised each other (when starting out) changes...
i guess i'm wrong...
i guess i shouldn't have expected so much from it..


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i just wanna escape to my personal space...
my piece of sanity on earth..
the paradise in me...


The Privacy





The Horizon



The Beauty





solemn peace...






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