The One with The Crime Rate

Hyrul's Pick:

You'll Be Under My Wheels - The prodigy
Spitfire - The Prodigy


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What the hell is up with our nation these days?
The crime rate is rising like a dick on Viagra..
I blame the government for this, Yes i can blame them..
It's their fault for having poor response towards crime, it's thier fault for having bad prevention techniques, it's their fault for harboring licensed gangsters (Royal Police), it's their fault for encouraging criminal activities (Mat Cilakak)....










it's bad enough that we get robbers, rapists, and murderers to worry about, but noo..
the ones protecting soceity themselves are doing most of the damages. And now they wanna enlist hooligans into political parties.. for what? for voting support thats why..
Anybody out in Hartamas and Kota Damansara last weekend would know what i'm talking about. Swarms of rem-PISS hogged the roads passing by honking, yelling and even waving sticks to pedestrians and other motorist. We're giving them too much attention in the wrong way.. (they like the attention, thats why thier acting up)











I had to sit and grime to myself in the car cos they took up all three lanes doing stunts, i can't mess with 150 over idiots, (4-5 yes but no more) i'll get killed..



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And then there's also the average "P" Kcar drivers.. Just because u've driven around for about 8 days doesn't make you a pro and surely doesn't give you the right to go around doing F1 swirving moves on local traffic....




















No! i do not want to race with your cement bucket!
No! i do not think your car is cool with all the backlit gauges!
No! i do not think the exhaust note is cool! (sound more like a truck with 3 cylinders)
My fart makes a better sound..

I got my rep on the track, i will blow you the fuck away if i wanted to. I've out-handled international racing licenses holders, what makes you think an average "P" snot-nose would be able to throw me off?



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unrelated joke:


Why are pirates scary?



because they AARRRREE!!


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p.s

apparently shouting RAPE! when you see a fire doesn't work..
it's ok if you shout FIRE! when your attacked or robbed tho...
the cops are very picky about that..
(trust me, they have a lengthy speech to me about it..)

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