Sometimes the conversations gets ugly

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Pistols & Hearts (The Bloody Beetroots Remix) - Captain Phoenix




Conversation 1:

Darc says:

lol

say hi for me

so whats up tnite?

Honky Tonk Girl says:

nothing

ive got a jaspal fashion show

this month is a bore really

Darc says:

if yur not joining for tag

Honky Tonk Girl says:

so much worj

i relish staying  home and bumming

Darc says:

i'd like to know you guys are gonna be home ard 10ish

Honky Tonk Girl says:

i didnt hve a weekend last week

tecnically.

we will be

wait

lemme guess

Darc says:

no I didnt get a weekend last week

Honky Tonk Girl says:

u just found out u had a love child with an old fling, and now the mother finally introduced you to your love child and wants you to spend time with him/her

but u want to tag and u need a babysitter

is that y u ask if we'll be home tonight?

(ive been watching too many dwayne johnson movies)

Darc says:

...................................

idiota

fine i'll eat the keropok lekor myself

Honky Tonk Girl says:

no its idiotette

LEKOOOR

u evil man

Darc says:

thts why i asked

Honky Tonk Girl says:

u want to have a lekor party?

Darc says:

idiotette

i want to pass you two the keropok lekor i bought for you

haiya

Honky Tonk Girl says:

Ouuh

Darc says:

why yur brain on overdrive?

Honky Tonk Girl says:

working

all these words forming in my head

Darc says:

i wanna blog this conversation

Honky Tonk Girl says:

i need to have some humour now

im writing this satire on how to be a successful band

Darc says:

i shall blog this conversation

Honky Tonk Girl says:

its hard to be sarcastic if u dnt have humour

this article is harder than i thought it would be

BLOG OT

BLOG IT!

Conversation 2:

Darc says:

hi plastic surgeon

i would like a bigger penis

stranger says:

hi evil

that is not possible

i only do faces

Darc says:

okay then make the face bigger

lol

stranger says:

LOL

yr face is just nice leh

i dun wanna ruin ppls images

Darc says:

hmmm..

but but... something needs to be bigger

stranger says:

your nose

Darc says:

but but

stranger says:

noo

your ears

Darc says:

its already big

stranger says:

bigger ears more money

Darc says:

???

what culture thinks tht?

stranger says:

i think Chinese

Darc says:

yur chinese

u havent said lekor party to Mir

stranger says:

omg noo

Darc says:

=.=

stranger says:

hahahaaha

eh sibok laaa

Darc says:

where got u sibuk

in fact yur fbking

stranger says:

who seddddd

who sedddddddd

hahahaha

Darc says:

i can see

hehehe

stranger says:

manerrrrrrrrrrrrrr

tadaaaaaaaa

hhahaha

Darc says:

pandai jer

tipuuuuu

>.<

stranger says:

takde la..

siapa nak tipu u 

Darc says:

alala alala

stranger says:

nanti kepala besar

Darc says:

tipu bukan kepala besar.. tipu hidung panjang

stranger says:

kuku pendek?

Hahahahaha

Darc says:

kuku as in nails or as in "kuku"

stranger says:

heee heee heeeeeeeee

Darc says:

i like the way u think

haha

stranger says:

i'm sure u do

Darc says:

Lol

see i brighten everyone's day

stranger says:

sure or nottttt

masuk bakul angkat sendiri

Darc says:

i tried that before

i ended up in a hospital

stranger says:

HAHAHHAHAHA

fker make me LOL

i'm working!!

Darc says:

u see u see u see u see

aha

-Sayonara-